The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
40s are totally the cure
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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