you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
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