piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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