i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize