so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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