I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
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Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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