what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
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Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
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He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.