i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
is wine microwaveable?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
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I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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