i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
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can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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