Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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