Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
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he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
We talked him into tasing himself.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
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He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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