he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Randomize
