Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
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Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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