So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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