One girl and one boy is just not enough.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
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and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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