I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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