the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Small penises have feelings too.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm like, not good at living.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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