its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
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Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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