We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
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She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
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