Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I can't turn off my feet"
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
