Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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