Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
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we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
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I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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