i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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