Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
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i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
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My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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