he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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