All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
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In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
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What's dad's email?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?