is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Farmville is her only friend.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.