I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
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Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
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Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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