What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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