I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
false alarm, still single
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