I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
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You pole danced in your parka.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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