Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
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I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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