Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
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Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.