So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
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I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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