I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I understand Curling. That high.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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