I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
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So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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