I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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