I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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