Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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