I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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