john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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