I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
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I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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