is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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