Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Do you still have your period?
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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