Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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