its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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