Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I wish you could order shots online.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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