Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
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I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
My feet surprised me
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