The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
Me, myself and I
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"