Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner