Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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