I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
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If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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