whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I lost the right to judge tonight
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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